He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
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can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
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I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
COCAINE IS GR8
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