not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
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I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
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Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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