Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
do herpes really smell.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Randomize
