there was a trapeze. enough said
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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