normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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