this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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