Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Randomize
