1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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