There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I cut my penus on the lid.
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Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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