My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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