Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Randomize
