He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
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I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
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That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Congratulations! We have a period
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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