I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
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Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
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He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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