i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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