So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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