I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
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that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
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Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
COCAINE IS GR8
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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