can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
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I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
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I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I'm sobbing to NWA
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
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