I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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