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I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night

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(330): I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night http://tfl.nu/n6om

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Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.

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(818): Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square. http://tfl.nu/gdo6

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Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?

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(412): Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went? http://tfl.nu/2c9n

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And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..

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(727): And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%.. http://tfl.nu/d4bk

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I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism

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(862): I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism http://tfl.nu/6czv

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Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.

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(530): Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe. http://tfl.nu/c8em

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(573): View more from Missouri

Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina

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(573): Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina http://tfl.nu/35k1

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(509): View more from Washington

Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?

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(509): Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right? http://tfl.nu/bnll

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You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.

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(760): You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face. http://tfl.nu/v2nt

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At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.

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(904): At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed. http://tfl.nu/y86x

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So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short

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(312): So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short http://tfl.nu/ro22

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So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.

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(513): So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time. http://tfl.nu/30oo

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After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...

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(618): After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical... http://tfl.nu/b9b8

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You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.

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You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.

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(636): You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex. (314): You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her. http://tfl.nu/uk7v

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(931): View more from Tennessee

ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"

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I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him

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(931): ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes" (1-931): I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him http://tfl.nu/quo2

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