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(913): View more from Kansas

U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.

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(913): U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that. http://tfl.nu/wlf7

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(760): View more from California

I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.

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(760): I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs. http://tfl.nu/67s4

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i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.

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morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU

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oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.

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(203): i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much. (813): morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU (203): oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor. http://tfl.nu/75bu

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(864): View more from South Carolina

Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.

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(864): Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common. http://tfl.nu/z1qj

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(515): View more from Iowa

Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"

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(515): Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?" http://tfl.nu/shhr

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You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.

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(816): You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses. http://tfl.nu/7wdn

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them

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(610): i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them http://tfl.nu/hras

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(678): View more from Georgia

Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.

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(678): Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action. http://tfl.nu/m88z

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(772): View more from Florida

how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?

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(772): how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground? http://tfl.nu/issb

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He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life

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(850): He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life http://tfl.nu/ihqi

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(316): View more from Kansas

Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.

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I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.

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(316): Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend. (1-316): I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome. http://tfl.nu/5svt

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(703): View more from Virginia

See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.

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(703): See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians. http://tfl.nu/t1a5

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(979): View more from Texas

my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad

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(979): my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad http://tfl.nu/r26e

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(650): View more from California

No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.

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(650): No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady. http://tfl.nu/wggf

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(561): View more from Florida

You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.

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(561): You know I love you. I just don't love your penis. http://tfl.nu/4w11

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