normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
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i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
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She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.