There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
These 19 Guys Hit The Cougar Jackpot
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
35 Disappointing People Who Failed At Sexting
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.