that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I think your dad took our porno
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor