similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I'm both gender and math confused
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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