when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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