Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Pappa wants mamma naked
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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