you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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