Best friends brother. Beat that.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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