super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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