He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
sarcasm needs its own font
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Randomize
