This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
