I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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