Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
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"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
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Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize