If that was your dad, he is hot
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
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I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
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Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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