Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
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you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
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I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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