Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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