some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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