I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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