I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
