hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
