He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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