They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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