let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
