That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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