I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Randomize
