we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
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I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
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Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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