marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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