I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
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He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
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Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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