I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
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