go do what you do best...puke behind churches
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
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