I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
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i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
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The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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