It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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