We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
They have beer where we have blood.
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