i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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