i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
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He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
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By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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