I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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