No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
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I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
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I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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