okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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