I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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