I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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